disneyineveryway:

ruinedchildhood:

yo yo yo let it go

where has this been my whole life?

disneyineveryway:

ruinedchildhood:

yo yo yo let it go

where has this been my whole life?

(Source: four-big-idiots)

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archangel-bonding:

sopherusthespecialone:

staff:

superwholockianmetalhead:

barackobama:

where the fuck did all my shoelaces go

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you’re all fucking idiots

tumblr: where we can have the president of the united states, a gif of supernatural, and the staff swearing and bitching at us all in the same post.

and it all makes perfect sense

(Source: dansdignityisonfire)

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quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

(Source: sandandglass)

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ratchet-jean:

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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everyone is dead

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queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

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officialunitedstates:

I like globes that have the bumps on them for mountains.  let me feel the earth, run my fingers over your himalayas, caress your inner alps

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