klanos:

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

I AM DYING OH MY GOD

(Source: adrianandrews)

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  • murderer stabbing me: it's KNIFE to meet you!
  • me: haha dude you're killing me

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iammadscientist:

iamjonwanker:

don’t say “fanboy”

i dont care if you are male

you are a fangirl

I am a fanman

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vocaroo420:

theabbatar:

get the fuck up u drama queen ur fine

I thought that guys name was Asian

vocaroo420:

theabbatar:

get the fuck up u drama queen ur fine

I thought that guys name was Asian

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breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

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otler:

I might be annoying but atleast my lock screen isn’t a selfie

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dafafe:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts

I’m reblogging this because of the last one but I don’t know what I like about it, it just sounds like inspirational and stuff

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open RP

catskid100:

lordstarscream:

catskid100:

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"Hey~"

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Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”

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"I’d love to see you try, sasuke"

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